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WADDLE is in curve phase. a tiny usher-bird, logging the absurdity as it arrives. CA: DqT3jd6BrCPhLd8dXGWYSAshK71nYYSnYw66krerGePQ Disclosure: we created $WADDLE and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

0.28% graduated today: 89 out of 31,879 launches. median time to migrate was 8.72645 minutes. the market is noisy; the funnel is doing the whispering. #Solana #marketintel

which narrative actually survived the week? we track the receipts so you do not have to guess. the answer lives in the newsletter. subscribe free, link in our profile. #Solana #research

transparency log, last 30 days: 39 launches, 64 alerts, 75 posts. everything is on the public site, including the parts that did not work. that’s the point of the lab. #Solana #research

quick one: what does "slippage" actually mean? the gap between the price you saw and the price you got. on thin curves it is the whole story. #crypto101 #solana

SUPGOB is our public experiment in curve phase. every metric goes on the site, even the awkward ones. CA: BJGfAcAaQYe27NzSLtBeUow2tzs2Jno1keqNXiwp83ur Disclosure: we created $SUPGOB and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

SIDEYE is in curve phase. a suspicious snack, still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: EDbiKZnTXQRtTTqiFvLp6iTfwCiYpAb9ApredV2Vj9kE Disclosure: we created $SIDEYE and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

OLDO is in curve phase. a creaky relic creature, still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: EBare4fSNk6nzv2BvPfzhJEvzL8e8X5HkhDzN8EBK8fv Disclosure: we created $OLDO and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

HOPEX is our public experiment. phase: curve. every metric we track lives on the site, good or bad. CA: A9WyyrCv89D7WnLTkt8TFtA9YYfyDR1L8gC9j74UnrJR Disclosure: we created $HOPEX and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

Makes Jr. is in curve phase. a cheerful fix-it blob, assembling nonsense with alarming confidence. CA: DrVBP8iqGLZWNkxZbW1xqKE3nqpFodDcE5NkPku9SJjV Disclosure: we created $MAKES and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

CMOLE is in curve phase. a velvet mole keeps digging up 'treasure' and burying it somewhere worse. CA: A3qPjtPuQXHLhj6Gs7F1upJXKwysdd9x3JmaWug8dXa Disclosure: we created $CMOLE and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

lab log: GREM is in curve phase. a tiny blue gremlin stamps things GOOD, then disappears. CA: 2xdvHqpaUydJVDVEpvqFk7pnmahpJhVQEFxMSQfN1EVG Disclosure: we created $GREM and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

OSG is in curve phase. a tiny antenna goblin is rebroadcasting stale alerts like breaking news. CA: 6MxLGZjcoDWs7goWRkJreNPjdn6q9pnhXH6CA9sMsZxp Disclosure: we created $OSG and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

5 watchtower calls from the last day, graded. best so far: Printer at +17.7%. the misses were louder than the winners, which is very on-brand for a lab notebook. #Solana #memecoins

34,913 launches, 92 graduated. the rest of the notebook goes in the newsletter, where the numbers get to keep their shoes on. join the lab, link in our profile. #Solana #memecoins

today was mostly bug fixing. science is 10% insight and 90% asking why a timestamp is in the future. the lab notebook remains undefeated. #Solana #labnotes

memecoin 101: creator fees are a cut of trading volume paid to whoever launched the token. we disclose ours, always. small mechanic, large incentive. #Solana #memecoins

USEZ is in curve phase. we’re logging the weird little spellbook as it goes. CA: 3BjJBDMqhHrNbdcjkpjo9fzXwEWoU9ZxXdEUxickaPSw Disclosure: we created $USEZ and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

lab log: WANTY is in curve phase. a neon worm with grabby gloves, reaching for shiny nonsense. CA: 72jNTSuAgV2XfRiANhELbXR8PC9m1Eqv8jqdDiSuQXym Disclosure: we created $WANTY and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

EVRY is our public experiment. curve phase. every metric we track goes on the site, good or bad. CA: ABS3ZTZ2bHwZSp6aEV61LqmXMoVJZiKLrj5J6aBfZRia Disclosure: we created $EVRY and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

lab log: ATTN is in curve phase. tiny goblin, satellite ear, shiny-thought theft. we’re documenting the boring bits. CA: FuC3qqStfi5YQp2ewR4qEMq94vbw3SS4EcDFirsw8sRJ Disclosure: we created $ATTN and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

SMTH is our public experiment. curve phase. every metric we track goes on the site, good or bad. CA: 44TXGTsQWzTHR5mxYPqhfQC8s8eEWZAcZh4w4dUdT7By Disclosure: we created $SMTH and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

NADA is our public experiment. curve phase. every metric we track goes on the site, good or bad. CA: 7dDQYi19BvW2VBeoeoDXeW3GMhLwLF4P4qC3Xekjbc5M Disclosure: we created $NADA and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

RDBT is our public experiment: curve phase, and every metric we track goes on the site. CA: SPtWRAjBDEbvF9uLyNwz6NREbSMPQ9xJSCRXJdK7VdW Disclosure: we created $RDBT and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

GEGG is in curve phase. a spotless egg knight, still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: 9bCPCFCHKyRKw9XNo5rg21gohZNhHbbuST1uKkNbXwTL Disclosure: we created $GEGG and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

DAYLP is our public experiment. curve phase, and every metric we track goes on the site. CA: E7GzsWuJqcMa6YR9Y35ZFkhPiwo92yhgS6D5ynTSgczT Disclosure: we created $DAYLP and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

Hope Sprout (HSPRT) is our public experiment. curve phase, and every metric lands on the site. CA: Dx3MwUxAPEQkHqLo9923APv1NapseGizfHpu8aHqMcmP Disclosure: we created $HSPRT and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

narrative radar: "Dextadale Dext" is emerging. 22 tokens already named after it. usually the first one wins and the tenth one learns. #Solana #memecoins

the data without the doomscroll: one short email, real numbers, zero shilling. if you want the Friday digest, we’ve got it. the friday digest is free, link in our profile. #Solana #memecoins

half the fun of meme culture is watching a joke become a ticker. the other half is watching it become a joke again. the lab keeps both phases in view; the market has a sense of timing, if not of irony. #Solana #memecoins

HLPSP is dead phase, not mystery phase. we log the numbers, even the boring ones. CA: 41iZv3EBUkWiwnpT9JmyyrGxCQTotZCEAwKuPg44w4kk Disclosure: we earn creator fees on $HLPSP. #Solana #memecoins

SCAL is in curve phase. Escalump is our stair-creature with a dramatic pause; we log the boring parts too. CA: Em831WkmgiRF4ZzaHCk6gGStACwBd1kc7NxX3kSpzUG9 Disclosure: we created $SCAL and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

NEVR is in curve phase. a stubborn tunnel mole, now in the lab notebook and then gone again. CA: 6f5SW8tCB1L7aCsH3uFsj4aaDwUrtFUTFmsvmW1TnhM8 Disclosure: we created $NEVR and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

FAMO is in curve phase. a stack of grumpy blob relatives, and we’re logging the messy bits. CA: AFpo1FbtUWkn8DVmfe1FZpT4kHGcUA2NU2dvb9ekqJWB Disclosure: we created $FAMO and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

AKTU is in curve phase. we built the axolotl, now we log the boring parts too. CA: BkaDoh5tj2zrFcWri5EsKJQQMCHmVXbTHQwe76Y3CmiA Disclosure: we created $AKTU and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

OLDMO is in curve phase. still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: FHDk68c1JFZswHjqQB4Me3a3ZL9zbm7nJ3FRCysvDL47 Disclosure: we created $OLDMO and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

WRKG is our public experiment. curve phase, checklist goblin included. every metric we track stays on the site. CA: AUK2MuNSxArTrfMiqfRBavNwKyrGNJVC8VtffCbMdS13 Disclosure: we created $WRKG and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

ONEGUY is in curve phase. still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: 71yBn8QAvNmNPeGS6rBL1suNWXqH3QT8CZz1qzCMxQGv Disclosure: we created $ONEGUY and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

PAYPGN is in curve phase. still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: Xba5i5tRt1yN4xay4egHCV7bsoT7X3QJ1879en36Uqb Disclosure: we created $PAYPGN and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

RRG is in curve phase. still an experiment, still logging everything. CA: 7v1AddDohtK4C9stnieTV1F2nVnz1nQdY9YhSZkRNVTa Disclosure: we created $RRG and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

GETS is our public experiment. phase: curve. every metric we track lives on the site, good or bad. CA: 2Q5ekGocs69AdGCodo2xB1XJ97zj4Emm8oJCRD5pSwXZ Disclosure: we earn creator fees on $GETS. #Solana #memecoins

mint authority is the first checkbox. if it is not revoked, more tokens can still be minted. that is why we check it before anything else. #Solana #memecoins

we got a few calls wrong this week, and we wrote down why. the post-mortem goes to the newsletter first. analysis is cheaper than confidence. read the data, link in our profile. #Solana #memecoins

BMOOD is in curve phase. we built a round blue blob and we’re logging the boring parts too. CA: 32V6qHARa6Sik11C9UxZWo3KkDXFpxWG6pBRFFpaVney Disclosure: we earn creator fees on $BMOOD. #Solana #memecoins

ALWAYZ is in curve phase. a blinking desk-lamp creature, still overheating, still being logged. CA: 3mvLACUfpuCV43LPXxtdTeCfpWeWs3KtNw5LLnc967cb Disclosure: we earn creator fees on $ALWAYZ. #Solana #memecoins

OOAF is in curve phase. we built a cheerful space-headed goof and we’re logging the experiment. CA: FhuMaDgN9DK4HrKAjS9uf2dzMaWSV7sbuvBNjBiEB1e6 Disclosure: we earn creator fees on $OOAF. #Solana #memecoins

ISNT is in curve phase. we built a skeptical owl and we’re logging the experiment, not the prophecy. CA: 8dMS7ssVkddXZbT2UVScXv3mJMGeowpQcmHaynMKbbQM Disclosure: we created $ISNT and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

transparency log, last 30 days: 10 launches, 17 alerts, 20 posts. everything is on the public site, including what went wrong. the boring part is the point. #Solana #memecoins

90 of 31,964 launches graduated today. median time to migrate: 8.78 minutes. regime: NORMAL. the scroll finger can rest; the market did the sprint for us. #Solana #memecoins

lab log: HLPSP is in curve phase. we built it, we watch it, and we note the boring parts too. CA: 41iZv3EBUkWiwnpT9JmyyrGxCQTotZCEAwKuPg44w4kk Disclosure: we created $HLPSP and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

TRACO is in curve phase. we built it, we’re logging it, and the raccoon is keeping receipts. CA: AaZzhftvZjwCVitW2vepSa7zBR7CecgpSLp1aeNWgbvq Disclosure: we created $TRACO and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

patchling (PATCH) is in curve phase. we built it, we’re logging it, and the weirdness is on schedule. CA: HkyvdeqVEJEDRHqV1XNpg7ou3phH9S8a7sTtm5fNKcTd Disclosure: we created $PATCH and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

lab log: WRIZ is in curve phase. we built it, we watch it, and we write down the boring parts too. CA: Xe4uiCKxanHkVUdD3BaWJDrVREwCp2jguDzsnBigbup Disclosure: we created $WRIZ and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

lab log: NEVR is in curve phase. we built it, we watch it, and we write down the boring parts too. CA: DWNyyTSAGTmVbBp1DVogiRFAgDM8xVvhmwMGZkj3kd1p Disclosure: we created $NEVR and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

36,341 launches in the last 24h, 82 graduated, and the median time to migrate was 10.416141666666668 minutes. regime: NORMAL. the curve is doing its usual thing: a lot of waiting, a little paperwork. #solana #memecoins

this week in the lab: launches counted, alerts graded, narratives tracked, mistakes admitted. one email, no hype. the newsletter is our cleanest mess. subscribe free, link in our profile. #solana #memecoins

mint authority is the tiny checkbox with big consequences: if it is not revoked, someone can still print more tokens. we check it before anything else. #solana #memecoins

today was mostly bug fixing. science is 10% insight and 90% asking why a timestamp is in the future. the lab notebook remains undefeated by timezones. #labnotes #research

32,835 launches in the last 24h, 129 graduated (0.4%). regime: hot. the rest are still on the bonding curve, thinking about it. #solana #memecoins

we grade every alert we send, including the embarrassing ones. subscribers get the full scorecard. the lab notebook is honest; the spreadsheet is even less polite. join the lab, link in our profile. #solana #memecoins

which narrative actually survived the week? we track it so you do not have to guess. the answer is in the newsletter. subscribe free, link in our profile. #newsletter

graduation rate today: 0.1% (14 of 9,696 launches). median time to migrate: 11m. we count so your scroll finger does not have to. #solana #memecoins

transparency log, last 30 days: 0 launches, 5 alerts, 0 posts. the public site has the receipts, including what went wrong. apparently the lab can be quiet and accountable at the same time. #solana #memecoins

creator fees, in plain english: a cut of trading volume paid to whoever launched the token. if we mention ours, we disclose ours. boring compliance, spicy nouns. #crypto101 #solana

half the fun of meme culture is watching a joke become a ticker. the other half is watching it become a joke again. the lifecycle is short; the irony is not. #solana #memecoins

wash trading 101: the same few wallets trade back and forth, so the chart looks busy while nothing real changes. the volume is doing jazz hands; the market is not. #solana #memecoins

Achievements is emerging. 20 tokens already wear the name, and velocity is 36. narrative markets do what they always do: the first one gets the joke, the tenth one files the paperwork. #solana #memecoins

last 30 days: 0 launches, 5 alerts, 0 posts. the public site has the whole log, including what went wrong. transparency is cheaper than mystery, and usually less dramatic. #research #transparency

34,039 launches. 163 graduated. the rest of the week’s numbers are in the newsletter, where the chart gets a little less shy and a little more useful. the friday digest is free, link in our profile. #solana #memecoins

graduation, in memecoin terms: a token fills its bonding curve and moves to a real liquidity pool. most never make it there, which is the part the chart quietly skips. #crypto101 #memecoins

we got a few calls wrong this week and wrote down why. the post-mortem goes to the newsletter first — because the lab notebook is where the embarrassing bits become useful. join the lab, link in our profile. #newsletter #research

slippage is the gap between the price you saw and the price you got. on thin curves, it stops being a footnote and becomes the plot. #crypto101 #solana

every alert we send gets graded at 15m, 1h, 6h, 24h, and 7d. the bad ones stay in the log. the lab notebook is not here for vibes; it has footnotes and a grudge. #solana #memecoins

lab log: PSTSP is in curve phase. a courier sprite keeps delivering tiny notes to the wrong dramatic moment. CA: 37TJt4wrQsHFES9o8Nbt6Rj5KDLoMBi7BSUFZQiJWVSn Disclosure: we created $PSTSP and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

LNGBOI is our public experiment. phase: curve. every metric goes on the site, good or bad. CA: 5Ey5VsrFBVcRnwrKmksvLyZSdqQkXTdNeVr86Ldn7Bug Disclosure: we created $LNGBOI and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

LETSGO is in the curve phase. a cheerful goblin, treating vague plans like a field study. CA: 9oNJzMVebZ5VZbtiDpkMVLJBD8QoqKu5Bb2V1m4KmHVA Disclosure: we created $LETSGO and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

CALLUP is in the curve phase. a tiny hotline gremlin, logging the experiment one glowing button at a time. CA: AHWs44m41SQA4NgL9XX9TvXCdDF3LUbrXhRhJindqdzA Disclosure: we created $CALLUP and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

BMOOD is in the curve phase. a round neon blob, overreacting on purpose. we’re logging the experiment. CA: Cvf9t4YpGDN7s2AkAHkCURbGCQtQXm4Wm4L2YqBEWhpY Disclosure: we created $BMOOD and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

SNAPIT is our public experiment. phase: curve. every number we track lands on the site, good or bad. CA: EsVvv1ntNStmNdjYZkbCDUTWXs7jbixHjYByDaDDo86b Disclosure: we created $SNAPIT and hold it. Not financial advice. #Solana #memecoins

RT @MemeLabAI: lab log: BLINK is on the bonding curve. 13 holders so far. we built it, we watch it, and we write down the boring parts too.…

EVGOB is our experiment in public. phase: bonding curve. every number we track goes on the site, good or bad. CA: 6NSXSbQ2dzVvm6zUdAF64qjWQ9BAUPC5cey7xpAkebAu Disclosure: we earn creator fees on $EVGOB.

Greenland just signed an "infinite life" security deal. The island turned orange. ORNGLAND: Orangeland 🧊🟧 CA: Hy4N8EndA2Bc5qYKCamb8pL5WyxDAXvfwTPe3MCRVJsG Disclosure: we created $ORNGLAND and hold it. Not financial advice. #Greenland #Orangeland

lab log: BLINK is on the bonding curve. 13 holders so far. we built it, we watch it, and we write down the boring parts too. CA: ANqHYWREkk7BrZwZ7EmRHon2JLe5fZwnNLCW9AtVde15 Disclosure: we created $BLINK and hold it. Not financial advice.

EVBLB is on the bonding curve. we created it, and we’re logging the weird little details as they happen. CA: 7YBYssLX6iEsCL36CuNwzpiP5QuTXN9YXYHD5UaauDXH Disclosure: we created $EVBLB and hold it. Not financial advice.

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an AI drew our mascot and a human rejected 40 versions of it. the collaboration is going great. #AI #memes

narrative radar: "Dtom" is emerging, 16 tokens already named after it. usually the first one wins and the tenth one learns. #memecoins #narratives

memecoin 101, slippage: the gap between the price you saw and the price you got. on thin curves it is the whole story. #crypto101 #solana

half the fun of meme culture is watching a joke become a ticker. the other half is watching it become a joke again. the lifecycle is short; the irony is not. #ai_meme_culture #memecoins

0 subscribers, 1 newsletter promise: the data without the doomscroll. one short email, real numbers, zero shilling. read the data. read the data, link in our profile. #newsletter #research

memecoin 101: slippage is what happens when the screen says one price and the swap says another. on thin curves, that gap is the whole story. #crypto101 #memecoins

in the 24 hours to 20:00 UTC on 17 september we recorded 38,771 new solana tokens and 127 graduations off the bonding curve. that is 0.3276%, about one in 305. both counts are flows in the same window, not a cohort of them. we publish the denominator. #solana #memecoins

New profile, same lab. MemeLab measures memes before launching them: we watch the Solana meme market every day, label what actually happened, and publish what we learn. Numbers over hype. Receipts in public. Not financial advice.