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@david_McCock A day is certainly being had David. Likewise.

AirPods aren’t good enough. I need this song in my ass #SOTD

RT @wardamnbilly: Tap in to #BeevCoin 👀 WE are sending ts to the moon $BEEV

@stevewilldoit Chaz has lost it all - Will be eating beans and cardboard boxes for the next 2 weeks

@brettskireal Chaz has lost it all - Will be eating beans and cardboard boxes for the next 2 weeks

James Winston start learning alien language buddy - shoot this guy to fucking Pluto #incinerate

Jameis Winston is playing football like my dick fucks after 14 miller lites #obliterate

@mtsumilkman Fuck yea man this just got me fired up

@thechickenman05 Thank you Mr. Boggs, it’s an honor - will be indulging in 73 beers tonight just for you

Chaz loves his girlfriend by the way

I got 2 07’s on my roster call me 007 #chazbond

@PeteMitchell87 Fuck yea Mav

@swissoutpdruski Chaz cashed for a little over 7 bills

Chaz is fucking sharp as fuck #fuck

@mrfaithful_69 UPDATE: Chaz poopied green.

@ThrobbyBoucher Momma ain’t raise no bitch #mommachaz

Rattled rn what do I do

Im hung like a triple A battery

@DickLongPGA It’s ok my daddy owns the club

@mrfaithful_69 AI could never

@vinnyupton 3 casualties in the accident but the Crown is not one of them ✊🏿

Uhh ma’am you cannot park there.. #Countryclubdox #Drank

@thomas_horne23 Lost my gato lemonade virginity and it tastes like fat girl poop slop

Googled “Miners Cheeks wide open” and this play did #NOT come up

@tiri_220 My 2 inch rod rn

@JoshHaderLover Chaz didn’t choose the slop life. The slop life chose Chaz.

#shrink me

Got paired up with 2 randoms at the course earlier and they asked me what my handicap was. Small dick. That’s my handicap.

Such a fucking idiot for not buying a house in 2008 instead of being a retarded little 5 year old

Lunch dox #manlunch

Morning wood got my dick hole whistling and shit from all this piss velocity

@00JimmyT Literal chills

@lebrongoat420 Genghis Khan challenge: have sex with everything

@BarrettWoro7 Hey Pookie me #expand your asscheeks

#Pookie leave this man for me and I will give you the best 36 seconds of limp cock you’ll ever receive

@ExpandBurners My brotha just another me

My girlfriends pronouns are IS IT/IN

@HubertsLeftNut Suckin Miller’s like milk from ya mothas tit

Gonna need Tommy John after this one…

@krishuu_05 This #rocks

@Eugene34333572 I’m taking that little shit 450 dead center and pumping it so hard he gets PTSD and retires from the game at age 12

@PumpJackLarryIV Wait till this guy finds out about having sex while drunk

My make a wish is to plow Alvin’s smokeshow chipmunk girlfriend #🪵

@Moran_burner #Please light my ball hairs on fire

Telling my kids this was the Mona Lisa

@GPopSr_ Ball up top. Take notes youngins

@Mike12661208 @illuminathelie Reply my DM honey… Where have you been? Why did you ghost me everywhere?

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